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Tick Demotivational Poster

DEATHPALM - Because Dying was the only way to get away from the fail that you just did.


TAGS: stick deodorant
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by ughomer

mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:08 pm
lol... and if not possible, avoid sitting
ughomer - July 27, 2012, 10:10 am
Go USA, beat China!
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 9:03 am
good'n Mr ug

USELESS INFORMATION - Nobody at the red light cares how many times you've forgotten to take your birth control pills.

SPEAK SOFTLY - and carry a big stick.... And a Hyena. A Hyena would probably help too.

BUMPER STICKERS - When stating the obvious

TAGS: bumper sticker jeep wreck roll over car sticker fail
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Bmanthecool

Bob D. Sailor - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm
Waaaayyyyy over used pic... 1L.
Reason - April 6, 2010, 3:00 pm
made me laugh, but the caption was too obvious
Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 2:34 pm


TAGS: bumper sticker simple
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Sean

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:28 pm
U suck ^^
the1stCOMMI3 - October 10, 2011, 11:57 pm
Check out my poster:140640 if it makes ya feel any better
the1stCOMMI3 - October 10, 2011, 11:54 pm
It's that time of the year again when motifake gets filled with 12 YO's immature enough to not know a clever joke/poster when they see it. Don't worry though, they go away by spring or so.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 11:39 pm
Ewwwww, I have a bomber. Good for you, Bombsie. Uhm, can I call you Bombsie? ... Thanks.

THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.

TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and butthead g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the shit. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and Butthead
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.



TAGS: time onomonopea death clock ticktock
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by conundrum

TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:31 pm
Jesus, very nice.
Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:52 pm
Awesome! Loved the poem too!
conundrum - October 28, 2011, 7:26 pm
Thank you... I often come up with them when I lay in bed at night and cant sleep... but I'm too lazy to get up and write them down. so they are lost when the new day comes.
Donkasaurus - October 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
This is a great poster, always appreciate a very well written original poem.
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:45 am
beware the bell tolls for thee
CloudchaserS - October 24, 2011, 5:27 am
Got that, thanx for letting me know :-)
kimzter - October 24, 2011, 2:15 am
liked the poster and the poem but it is very hard to read because of the lack of contrast between the letters and the background
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 7:19 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 1:18 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
CloudchaserS - October 23, 2011, 11:04 am
Where is the poem from? A song? Googling several lines found nothing
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:45 am
Greeny - October 23, 2011, 6:52 am
Very nice
Verdeckt - October 23, 2011, 3:35 am
Nice.. I think it'd work on Moti-Twist too.

POLITICS - Making the bumper sticker dudes a metric buttload of $$$.

TAGS: politics obama liberals democrats republicans bumper stickers awesome pawlenty minnesota obama
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by north star

agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
Politicrap. 1L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
You give me too much credit, Matt. I was just ticked at WTFO's use of that lame tactic. Then I had to go to bed.
Fatt Matt - October 19, 2009, 5:48 pm
I think Sean was trying to cool the flames before they went nuclear. He gave up quickly it seems, as it was futile...
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:37 pm
Sean kind of pushed the advantage to Zed in my opinion
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:36 pm
I'd say both lost. Call it a tie if you will. Fights like that aren't really needed here.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:34 pm
So it was a tie?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
In my opinion if you're stupid enough to involve yourself in a flame war, you've already lost.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
Well...who failed worse? That how wars work, right?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:17 pm
People win in flame wars?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
I want to read this. It ought to be good. Who won?
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
oh, i didnt see this one actually, what poster was it on
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:15 pm
Just keep it at WTFO and Zed went a little nuts.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:14 pm
Shhhhhhhh its a legitimate concern. Just like aliens taking over your mind and making you eat pop tarts all day. (I wouldn't mind it)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
Yeah, i saw the end of that, what was all that about?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
The birther stickers are the best. They show you which cars to vandalize.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:12 pm
Especially after last nights mess
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:09 pm
Duck and cover!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:08 pm
oh good, this will turn into a politifake
knowitall - October 19, 2009, 5:00 pm
they forgot the one that says, "That Obama sticker on your bumper might as well say 'Yes, I'm stupid.'"


TAGS: tick tick tick
Rating: 4.1/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:27 pm
To heck with that, the glasses kind of turn on me.
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 9:19 pm
I'll go with f5rnication too... the candles can stay but the glasses will have to go :)
ICEMAN - February 3, 2012, 3:21 pm
Burn baby, burn.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 3, 2012, 12:08 pm
I'll repent on my deathbed....Until then, Bring on the Fornication!
Zetmonk - February 3, 2012, 5:40 am
Oooooh, this is nasty. The logic of "what if I'm wrong" will always be right there...
djrcreative - February 3, 2012, 1:05 am
ROTF5L!! I'll remember that For the next time (March 6th) my ex celebrates her birthday. :D


TAGS: pzy chance lottery tickets dying
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Preacher Man - September 15, 2011, 1:05 am
(looks at Powerball ticket by the keyboard) You're a lot of fun to have around, Charlie Brown.
mariand - September 14, 2011, 6:48 am
I guess it'5 true

THIS LITTLE PIGGY - had a degree in engineering

TAGS: stick house
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

CANADA - February 12, 2010, 9:40 pm
Thats sweet
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:32 pm
Another solid win. 5L


TAGS: sticky sweet nutty brown cubby
Rating: 4.15/5

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daimuldoon - February 7, 2011, 3:46 pm
whoa 2 girls 1 cup flash back


TAGS: remeber stick tongue middle finger
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

shadow87 - December 20, 2011, 7:38 am
Well in that case :-P
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:59 pm
hehe nice one!! :P

HIS SISTER - Worth one ticket.

TAGS: sister ticket tickets cheap whore skank amusement park
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

WarpOS2 - March 30, 2009, 9:16 am
It is Rugby tickets he is after.
Charles - September 16, 2008, 10:32 pm
It doesn't even have to be a winning lottery ticket.
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 1:12 pm
I'm not saying his sister is cheap, but he'll accept a lottery ticket.
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 12:33 pm
I know from experience...
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 12:22 pm
HIS SISTER: Will give you syphilis

STICKS AND STONES - May break my bones, but my foot up your ass is really going to hurt.

TAGS: sticks stones break bones ass
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Budog

spypengen - April 19, 2012, 1:53 pm
that's a matter of opinion if you know what I mean(no homo)


TAGS: stick it where
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Skulrath - October 19, 2011, 5:04 pm
Nope, sorry. And if I did, don't you think I'D be the one flirtin' with her? :P
pzykosiz - October 16, 2011, 7:42 pm
have you got her number?
Skulrath - October 16, 2011, 8:33 am
lol Trust me,I did :P But them eyes...I think I actually know that girl, too...
the1stCOMMI3 - October 16, 2011, 12:30 am
Then you would probably have noticed that she's a blonde or a very light brunette
Skulrath - October 15, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't know, but those eyes are either photoshopped, or absolutely beautiful :D (Yes, I notice the most outta-the-way stuff)
mariand - October 14, 2011, 7:50 am
lol...please, tell me that is a wig...

KEEPS GETTING HARDER - There is a reason why men happen to be natural at gaming and why women only like to play occasionally


TAGS: fuck stick
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by culos

kalanbear - January 14, 2012, 11:40 pm
lmao, if you really knew how to write you would understand that you're wrong. In this case, the question marks would be OUTSIDE of the quotations. kthanksbye.
Furby - January 5, 2011, 1:56 pm
real "Grammar Nazis" know that you only use one question mark and it goes inside the quotations. :)

AMBITION - "Because if you're not the lead dog in the team the view never changes"

TAGS: and if you are somebodys always trying to stick his nose up your ass
Rating: 2.79/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:08 pm
Too graphic right away sean! I will warm up with this one.
mooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 11:35 am
Excellent. 5 Lions.


HOW MANY CORGIES - does it take to fetch a stick?

DOOMED PICK UP LINE: - Hey baby, I'm no elmo but you can tickle me anywhere.

TRAFFIC TICKET - What's that ? You didn't think we give pretty women ticket ? Well, you're right, we don't.

CARROT & STICK METHOD - Reforming unruly teenagers is a simple task. Throw a carrot. When they try to catch it, beat them with a stick.

JUSTIN BIEBER - So bad even stick figures hate him

TAGS: justin bieber stick figure wtf
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by WiseWolf20

agdaniele - February 3, 2011, 9:38 pm
Depends on whether or not Mark David Chapman had a kid... and if that kid is, by any chance, trying to impress Jodie Foster.
hootizz - February 3, 2011, 9:32 pm
ok, bets on.., how long before some Nazi Emo decides that Bieber is the devil and try's to do him in..??
tellitlikeitis - February 3, 2011, 8:42 pm
I think it's the kid's hairstyle or something. Personally, I can't stand this kid-- he just really bugs me, almost as much as David Cassidy did way back when.
TheOne - February 3, 2011, 5:17 pm
That is now my favorite picture.5L.
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:43 am

beiber posters generally don't do well here. i have a feeling this one will. 5L from me dude...nice

DEEP FRIED BUTTER ON A STICK - We seem to have created another way to kill each other.

TAGS: deep fried butter stick
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Aros001

Iconoclast - January 8, 2013, 11:07 pm
How about if you wrap the butter in bacon strips first, that would add protein to the dairy.
Silverheart - January 8, 2013, 9:59 pm

That just sounds bad. I guess there ARE some things that just should not be fried.

HARRY POTTER - can only wish he rolled as cool as this ...

ONLY IDIOTS - thinks it is a good idea to hold up a doughnut store

YOU CAN'T HUG A CHILD WITH NUCLEAR ARMS - But napalm will surely warm their hearts.

TAGS: bumper sticker
Rating: 3.64/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 6, 2010, 10:12 am
Family Guy did it! lol

BOOMSTICK - I got mine. Get yours at S-Mart today.


TAGS: ugly stick goth retard
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Tess

superuser1337 - January 7, 2012, 2:42 pm
Why is the word "goth" used here? His style is industrial/metal, not goth..

BOOM - Headshot

TAGS: grenade sticky halo
Rating: 1.94/5


TAGS: cop ticket
Rating: 1.91/5

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TAGS: police traffic ticket
Rating: 4.53/5

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Dill - April 8, 2011, 1:27 am
hahaha..."bag of antlers" too funny!!!
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:45 pm
not if she doesn't tell.....its amazing what citizens complain about and what they dont complain about. besides shes si skinney it has 2b like making love to a bag of antlers.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 6:21 pm

Malarky. He would get investigated up the kazzoo AFTER the news was notified.
NotoriousGIL - April 5, 2011, 4:35 pm
LOL! A friend of mine is a VA State Trooper and actually said that to a woman.

THE GOLDEN TICKET - Entitles you to meet my Willie Wonka !

TAGS: willie wonka and the golden ticket
Rating: 3.95/5

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440wakeup - July 29, 2011, 7:18 pm
get my oompah loompahs all up in thet beotch
MrBlack - February 13, 2010, 11:06 pm
So does this mean I can visit her chocolate factory?


TAGS: funny genius guns sticks
Rating: 3.13/5

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Ding - January 26, 2011, 1:05 pm
... Pb 82...
Archivis - January 26, 2011, 8:48 am
I think I saw that on Mythbusters ;) still a good one none the less

TICKLE ME - You wouldn't be TICKLISH, if you weren't meant to be TICKLED


TAGS: snail stick
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by pallie

OMGWTFBBQ - March 20, 2009, 9:15 pm
*Sigh* I might be able to enjoy this more,if only I wasn't a snail pedophile.Oh well,*fap* *fap* *fap*
Signe - February 13, 2009, 10:21 am
As a rule, I don't like "double captioning" this way... But there's just something aboradle (my spelling is amsomer than yours) about this pic!
Ba-nini - November 16, 2008, 7:14 pm



MY FRIENDS... - Though his light shone for but a brief moment, our dear friend's flame will forever burn in our hearts...



TAGS: revenge car paint ticket
Rating: 3.08/5

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forseti - April 9, 2010, 7:05 am
He must cheating with a waitress! He is called a 'BARstard'!

THANKS DUDE - This sure beats chasing sticks !

ENGAGING A TROLL - may lead you into all sorts of trouble. Let the Mods deal with it.

TAGS: troll motifake harry engage stick
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - January 27, 2012, 8:41 pm
have you said food stamp?... it sounds suspiciously known...hmmm
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 8:16 pm
in some places a 10 $ bill will do it, or even a food stamp :)
mariand - January 27, 2012, 8:10 pm
I'd say it's a good idea, if I wouldn't know that women aren't impressed by visual things... hahaha
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:32 pm
or you can just staple a 100 $ bill to your shirt and go out on the street lol
mariand - January 27, 2012, 7:25 pm
sorry... but there are places where that's a way to conquer women's heart ;)
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:32 am
don't be harsh on suzie, she's still recovering from her suicide attempt following marian's rant
mariand - January 27, 2012, 9:49 am
What you say?... Then all my effort to impress 'em is in vain?...lol
ICEMAN - January 27, 2012, 2:02 am
One shouldn't make assumptions. Soory RL, Rerun, I call 'em as I see 'em.
mariand - January 27, 2012, 1:09 am
true, as long as you don't forget that Mods are all people...hehehe


TAGS: police tickets sign
Rating: 4.62/5

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motinet - January 17, 2014, 1:49 pm

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.

EROTIC IS USING A FEATHER. - Kinky is using the whole damn Chicken!

TAGS: tickling
Rating: 4.29/5

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TAGS: sticky note method
Rating: 3.89/5

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boston - July 14, 2012, 1:39 pm
I did this to my wife ONCE, she was NOT amused....

AUTOBOTS - And you thought the only reason they transformed to hide.

TAGS: girl stick shift transform
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 11:49 pm
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 11:48 pm
I'll answer that as soon as I put away my armor-all lube.
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 11:48 pm
damn aggy, I think we just got "trashed" ;)
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 11:46 pm
This is an excellent poster. It shows a great deal of effort and planning. The joke is original and hilarious. Why can't the rest of you idiots make posters like this? HUH? HUH? Aggy? GS? Cubby? You boys better step up!

SWEDEN - I'm booking tickets, who wants to join me ??

dark&pink -


TAGS: the day the music died all you need is love i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner those songs stick in your head
Rating: 4.69/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
The weiner mobile parked in the wrong opening...anyway 5 franks!


TAGS: no ticky ice
Rating: 4.57/5

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ICEMAN - August 10, 2011, 12:37 am
See what ya' get when you forget to bring the bacon?
TwistedNinjaPirate - August 9, 2011, 10:21 pm
LOL what i5 thi5 i dont even...



I REALLY... - ...did not need the sticker to tell me that.

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN - is drunk again.

TAGS: snowman drunk booze stick little girl
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

agdaniele - December 23, 2009, 11:39 pm
Norman Rockwell, you've met your match. 5L

CRABOPOTTAMUS!!! - You thought you itched before! Damn you have to use a flame thrower to kil those. EWWWWWWWWW!

TIME TRAVEL - Not always the most "groovy" thing.

TAGS: ash boom stick not every syllable
Rating: 3.67/5

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PhxDebbie - July 13, 2010, 9:08 am
5 Boomsticks
crazyfreddy - July 12, 2010, 4:42 pm
Aww Bruce Campbell one of Icon in horror movies . Great choice of picture . 5L

NEXT TIME - Go fetch the bloody stick yourself, smartass.

BILLBOARDS - Aren't usually this ticklish

IT'S NOT ART - It's subliminal advertising

LIPSTICK - Looks better on my cock Now make me a sammich

TAGS: lipstick sammich
Rating: 2.09/5

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Max - June 18, 2008, 8:06 pm
...I hate you. I was gonna say that. But you beat me to it. (Well, except for the sammich part.)

WTF - Boom.


LOVE THY NEIGHBOR - as much as thyself

TAGS: stick em up
Rating: 4.93/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 3, 2012, 3:04 am
Too bad they don't have one with bigger boobs or something.

Loving a Man -

TAGS: love snow will stick inches
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:03 am


CHANCES - You're more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery.

TAGS: now aint life a bitch ticket to hell
Rating: 4.58/5

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TheWiceMan - May 21, 2010, 7:27 am
Hah, indeed forseti. It's a bit sad. And thanks
forseti - May 20, 2010, 5:53 pm
that's demotivating. 5 5 5...
TheWiceMan - May 20, 2010, 4:03 pm
Yeah, thats also true. I can write under on that one. And thanks
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 3:59 pm
That or you spend your whole life dreaming about spending the winnings but die before you ever buy a ticket. Good poster wice

Self-esteem -

Canadian Tickler -


TAGS: center universe jerk coldinjected stick
Rating: 4.44/5

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champ99 - July 7, 2011, 5:53 pm
I work with two of those kind of guys. Lucky me.

Flu Shots -

TAGS: conspiracy odds vaccine bullshit on a stick
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 12:01 pm
Thank you for sharing a perfect example! I've actually known people who've had such a terrible reaction TO THE SHOT that they were rushed to the Emergency Room.
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:40 am
Heh...every year, my wife gets a flue shot in October. She then has the flu over Christmas break. This year, she skipped the flu shot, and made it through the holidays. SCIENCE!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:38 pm
*gasp!* That explains everything! EVERYTHING! I honestly think that it's a submissive thing, similar to “1984."
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 4:27 pm
Hey crotchety,it's free...us frugal people like the perks! teehee

ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ - Fritz would be no dogs prison bitch anymore.

ANAL-RETENTIVE - Why yes. Yes I am.

TAGS: analretentive fishsticks
Rating: 3.36/5

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spacedog - June 6, 2012, 1:57 pm
I'm guessing he was doing a little word play Jenny. Anal-crappy? Don't let it bug you, just make another poster. :)
Superjenny330 - June 6, 2012, 1:10 pm
I don't know why that double-posted. This is not my day...
Superjenny330 - June 6, 2012, 1:10 pm
First try, okay? I did my freaking best. I took the best possible picture I could. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Jerkface.
Superjenny330 - June 6, 2012, 1:10 pm
First try, okay? I did my freaking best. I took the best possible picture I could. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Jerkface.
forseti - June 6, 2012, 1:01 pm
So you tried to make a crappy poster...?!?

EXPERIMENTATION - "It is all part of my plan for world domination – and by world, I mean Fanboy World." ~Kristen Bell~

dark&pink -

TAGS: amp pink angry stickman epic
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 5:48 pm
I'd say its as funny as finding out YOU have ebola, Mr. Spangle. 5/5
Spangle - September 22, 2009, 4:59 pm
This comic is about as funny as finding out you have ebola.

SEDAN DRIVER - Is not impressed at your literacy.


Tattoos -


TAGS: i m sticking to jamba
Rating: 4.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 1:50 am
You weren't making a "funny" you were being an uptight smartass like usual. We all know your agenda Derek.
John R - June 6, 2010, 7:08 am
A for effort, and don't ever forget Beaver Cleaver!
Derek - June 6, 2010, 5:43 am
Sure you get an A for effort, Cubby. Cheers.
TheTrashHeap - June 6, 2010, 3:32 am
Derek you smartass show some respect for your betters. Mooooo got your "joke" it just wasn't funny..... Like your posters.
Cubbybear - June 6, 2010, 3:17 am
I can't spell...do I still get an A for effort? Thank Mr. Moooooooooooo
Derek - June 6, 2010, 2:57 am
I was making a funny Moo. I guess the "axe" went over your head. Pity really. :})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 8:33 pm
Really Derek?.....you're bugging Cubby about his spelling?.....Cubby eats limeys like you for breakfast. 5L Cubster.
Derek - June 5, 2010, 8:14 pm
A "cleaver" name? Really, I axe you!

IF YOU TRY SOMETIMES - you just might find you get what you need




TAGS: spacedog tribute get your tickets early
Rating: 4.21/5

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spacedog - June 21, 2010, 7:55 pm
HA! Looks like Australia is first to fall. Thanks Iceman. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 21, 2010, 2:05 pm
agdaniele - June 21, 2010, 3:44 am
Hilarious!!! 5L!


TAGS: sticky but sweet
Rating: 4.17/5

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ICEMAN - June 23, 2010, 12:49 am
She's making a mess.


HONEY - Are you sure the Dipstick's here somewhere?

TAGS: dipstick in the truck
Rating: 3.79/5

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Bob D. Sailor - February 1, 2010, 6:26 pm
Why is she holding a tire iron? Defense against surprise butt secks?
culos - January 26, 2010, 4:43 am
Use you own name JJ, if anything I'd say hauling ass just got a lot better...
MisterJJ - January 25, 2010, 8:00 pm
Culos - "Nice tailpipe!"
R.S.Jake - January 25, 2010, 6:33 pm
Well, there's a dipstick in the trunk now!





DINO COP STICKS - Because eating with two sticks is NOT crazy enough

TAGS: chop sticks
Rating: 3.09/5

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R.S.Jake - January 4, 2010, 3:51 pm
Sorry, that was off topic, I just couldn't stop myself.
R.S.Jake - January 4, 2010, 3:50 pm
Thank the gods my daughter is only 11 months old. I have a while to go before I have to kill her boyfriends.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:43 pm

Cubbybear - January 3, 2010, 9:42 pm
Product site http://www.4physics.com/catalog/product_info.php/cPath/66_80/products_id/436
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:41 pm

when you have kids, jealousy rears its head every day. remember, bring enough to share or don't bring any at all.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:40 pm
I have no idea.... just talkin' outta my a55.
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:39 pm
ah, well, that's concerning
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:38 pm
It's a married thing.
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:37 pm
What do you need with more than 8 chopsticks? O.o
Cubbybear - January 3, 2010, 9:37 pm
Just like my son (16), the little girl will break your heart on day...part of being a parent
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:37 pm

just enough for all the kids in the area.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:36 pm
LMAO! Rerun.... lookin' for a wholesaler!
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:36 pm

where do you find this big bucket of them? Can only find an 8 pack.
Cubbybear - January 3, 2010, 9:35 pm
I am a little tried...sorry for the typo
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:35 pm

it has alreday started, generally she is pretty good
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:34 pm

it;s all good, I just want her to stay my little girl a while longer
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:34 pm
The fun years are coming for you. around 12 is when girls start acting up
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:33 pm
As long as it's in the right ways, rerun... it's good in the long run.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:33 pm

she is 11 going on 22
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:32 pm
This gets a four from me...because the typo got my hopes up. I thought this was going about police brutality. lol jk 5
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:32 pm

she already is, and it scares the living crap out of me....next phase is boys.
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:31 pm
Rerun, how old is your daughter?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:31 pm
Better than a Baptist upbringing. Trust me.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:31 pm
That's gonna be one seriously tough girl.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:30 pm

she gets it all in our house. Chanukah, Christmas. American food, Asian food. Guilt trips - both give and get
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:28 pm
Ugh... a 55% higher chance of rebelling against the guilt and rules.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:27 pm

as if....we are raising her Catholic. talk about confused
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:25 pm
Gotta start jewish girls early on chopsticks!
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:25 pm
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:13 pm

sad part is I am on amazon looking to buy them for my daughter
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:10 pm
LMAO! I noticed it right as I clicked "approve"
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:10 pm

cop sticks? Danny - run.

Gangster -

CLICK IT OR TICKET - Preventing natural selection from doing its job since 2002.

TAGS: click it or ticket
Rating: 2.65/5

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Shtoink - June 15, 2009, 3:45 am
more of a renewable source of revenue.

PIXIE STICK NINJA - The Truth Behind The Myth

TAGS: pixie sticks ninja
Rating: 2.17/5

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PixieStickNinja - January 6, 2010, 8:02 pm
To be honest, it's more like expressionism run a muck. I didn't build the picture, just found it and loved it.
rerun - January 6, 2010, 7:59 pm

isn't making a tribute poster to yourself like fapping to a picture of yourself?
PixieStickNinja - January 6, 2010, 7:11 pm
Wow...was the poster approved just to allow you to vent? really?
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:05 pm
The truth behind the myth? How about some quality behind the posters?
Overlord Douchebag - January 6, 2010, 6:30 pm
Just what have you done to earn a poster? Nothing whatsoever. And making yourself a tribute poster is just sad.


TAGS: halo reach stick armor lock
Rating: 1.37/5

More motifakes by Rocker4JC

50cal - November 28, 2010, 10:08 pm
1L, its not funny dude.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:27 pm
Nice to have a second shot to lower that 2.25 on the original one.
rerun - November 27, 2010, 7:17 pm

1L worthy second time around
ICEMAN - November 27, 2010, 7:17 pm
And 10 days from now he'll try & get it by rerun.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:15 pm
How'd I miss that? Twice the suck?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
You already posted this 121721.

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